i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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