we have officially lost it.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We are two peas in an std pod
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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