Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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