then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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