Nicole vs. Life
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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