I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just high enough for therapy.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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