A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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