and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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