He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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