Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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