i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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