Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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