Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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