He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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