no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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