Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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