you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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