the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
