In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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