I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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