Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Operation Purity has been aborted
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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