apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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