Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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