Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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