spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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