in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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