i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Randomize
