Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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