pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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