on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
