Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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