I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
from now on my penis is your penis
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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