Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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