it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
