But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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