Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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