is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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