What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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