I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
How's work?
Spinning.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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