I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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