Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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