I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Congratulations! We have a period
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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