idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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