It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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