The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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