do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's blow job season.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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