It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
