Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Boobs are out for the taking
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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