the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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