maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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