You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Please don't give away my fajitas
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