tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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