Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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