Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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