come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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