the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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