i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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