Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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