I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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