I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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