I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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